We had quite an interesting sermon in church today, or so some thought. Evidently, some were hoping for a little more (or less).
After the service several people went up to the minister, shaking in laughter. Why? Because when he announced that the sermon was on the idea of "newness," some folks in the back of the church thought he said that he would be talking about nudists.
They were most disappointed in the rest of the service. :)