How many times have you started your day hearing the words...
"Okay, whose nostril did my finger just go up?"
Really. It was said. This morning. In my house.
And all I have to say is, "EWWWWWW!"
This was before breakfast, no less! I may never eat again.
Before you toss your cookies too, let me remind you of the 3 collies that hover around the front door when they perceive anything interesting to be going on. A startled human, a sudden turning, a snorting collie, you get the picture.
I wish I did not.