Tuesday, January 27, 2009

New Dyson DC18 Slim Vacuum, How Do I Love Thee?

New Dyson vacuum, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

1) You keep me from picking up socks and mittens with your super smart hose feature.
2) You are beautiful!
3) You maneuver under my furniture with ease.
4) You make me smile when I clean.
5) You only cost me $211 at Target.

Now, IF ONLY you would bring me flowers (and Tim Tams!) on Valentine's Day and pick up dirty clothes off of the floor and do back massage!

Still, you are awesome. I love you.


TexasLauren77 said...

Oh...I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND your love!! I did a similar post when my new baby...I mean Dyson...showed up! It's fun, huh?!?

Chris said...

OH YES! I want to vacuum all the time now! I spill stuff on purpose! :) haha Okay, maybe not that obsessed, but still. It's like owning a rocket or something. It is just so cool! :)

It's nice that someone else gets it. My husband says he's jealous. :)

My Cup Is Full said...

Oh how I love my Dyson. I love him so much in all his bright yellow super sucking power!!

Daisy said...

I need a new vacuum. Maybe I should look into this Tyson type? I'm not sure it would make me want to vacuum though. I hate that job! HA!

Have a great day, Chris! :D

Chris said...

Oh, Daisy! TYSON vacuum? Oh, I have TEARS in my eyes from trying not to laugh too hard! :)

TYSON! Oh, you have been around Speedy WAAAY too long now! His chicken tendencies must be catchy! :)

I was just pleased to find my Dyson at such a discount. It was half off plus another 10% off with my Target discount. No way would I spend $469 on a vacuum even if I DO love it. :)

But, that reminds me, I should VACUUM right now! :) WOOO HOOOO! :)

Daisy said...

HA HA HA! Well, of course I meant to do that (yeah, right!). What, you thought that was a typo? (yes it was!)

You are right! I think I have been hanging around Speedy for too long. HA HA!

See you could have used this for Wordless Chicken Tuesday. Get a Tyson vacuum and go around and sweep up all the chicken feathers!


Chris said...

Well, after Speedy just told everyone in the blogosphere that the Cardinals (I can barely say it - gasp!) are HIS bet for winning the Super Bowl, I would be MORE than willing to use the Dyson to vacuum up HIS chicken feathers. hahaha

(Oh, I HOPE he sees this!) HI SPEEDY! :) You have to GO AWAY now because you are BANNED until after the Super Bowl!!! I'm sure you can take refuge with Daisy on your trip home, next to her new pet Tyson. :) hahahaha

Oh, this is FUN. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Is it true a vaccuum can be so sexy that an attraction can form? ... err, nevermind ((blush))

I see your deal, and accept!

Please sign this blogging contract.



Speedcat Hollydale said...

he heeeee !!!!!

Thanks for your invisible appearance

Chris said...

Consider it signed! :) I assume that you have signed as well?

Oh, I am REALLY going to ENJOY this!!!

BTW, aren't you BANNED from this site? WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? I'm going to have to send BIG BEN after you!!! :)

Chris said...

OH, and Speedy, I have a question. Does the COMMENT section count for Wordless Chicken Tuesday? Because Daisy and I were cracking ourselves up today over that very topic. haha! Just ask her about TYSON! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I cannot see you!!!!!!!!

he heeee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

and yes, it counts :-)

27 to 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris said...

Now, do you ONLY win if the (gasp! So hard to say the name) Cardinals win by 27 -3???

Or, is it just a general win?

So, really, you think the Cardinals can score 24 unanswered points off of the Steelers and their incredible defense. REALLY. Are you feeling feverish?

All I have to say is, GO TROY!!!! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

No ... just win / loose

I am crazy, but not delusional (smile)

This will make the game SOOOO much more interesting.

heheheheheheheheheheeee heee heee

Speedcat Hollydale said...


. speedycat

Chris said...

OH, yes! I completely agree! There is NOTHING so fun as a friendly bet that will cause the loser complete humiliation! haha

Have you made your sign yet? ha!

Chris said...

I am SO relieved that you signed the contract!

I wouldn't want you to be able to WEASEL out of the bet!

HA! :)

Проза жизни said...

Hello fellow bloggers!
Where does one find this fabulous deal? I went on the Target's website and found no Dyson DC18 at all.
Please help!

Chris said...


I'm sorry that I didn't explain in the post. I bought this when Target clearanced them out for a newer model. So, I got it 1/2 off and I had a 10% off coupon off of that.

However, try Amazon for reconditioned Dysons. People seem very happy with them based on the comments I've read.

Good luck!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ehhhh ..... I like Hoovers

Chris said...


Hoover? What's that? :)

I'm in love with my Dyson and no other vacuum will lure me away! Stay back, vile Hoover! :)

Hey, this thing can tackle COLLIE hair! Can your silly Hoover do THAT? :)