Well, it must be a REAL SLOW news day. Our local broadcast is reviewing a story about DANGEROUS WILD CHICKENS in Weirton.
Yes, you read that right.
Dangerous. Wild. CHICKENS.
Whew! It's a real fear of mine, living in such a HIGH CRIME area that now we have to worry about the CHICKENS!
Evidently, their LOUD CLUCKING is a real hazard. It is WAKING FOLKS UP at 4 AM! Can you imagine a worse crime? Those bad bad chickens!
And, to compound the problem, they are ROAMING the streets at NIGHT! Roaming. The. Streets. Those chickens are SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE!
What will be next? Dangerous wild hamsters? AAAAAAAH! Help! Save us from the hamsters! :)
Might I suggest a simple solution? Chicken Salad with Pecans
(Don't believe me? Here you go... WTOV9 News Story).