Sunday, August 17, 2008

Dangerous News

Well, it must be a REAL SLOW news day. Our local broadcast is reviewing a story about DANGEROUS WILD CHICKENS in Weirton.

Yes, you read that right.

Dangerous. Wild. CHICKENS.

Whew! It's a real fear of mine, living in such a HIGH CRIME area that now we have to worry about the CHICKENS!

Evidently, their LOUD CLUCKING is a real hazard. It is WAKING FOLKS UP at 4 AM! Can you imagine a worse crime? Those bad bad chickens!

And, to compound the problem, they are ROAMING the streets at NIGHT! Roaming. The. Streets. Those chickens are SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE!

What will be next? Dangerous wild hamsters? AAAAAAAH! Help! Save us from the hamsters! :)

Might I suggest a simple solution? Chicken Salad with Pecans

(Don't believe me? Here you go... WTOV9 News Story).


Anonymous said...

Ha Haa! ... On Phone, B Bak After Work. Speedy

Chris said...

Did ya mean... you'll be BAWK? haha :)

Bawk bawk!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I did mean BAWK BAWK .... but that takes too long with a phone keypad.
This story sounds so much like a story made up in my head about Hollydale, but I see it is true!!!

... is it to late to get in on the Chicken Salad with Pecans??? Maybe some Tim Tams for dessert?

Heading back to link ya'll up den.

HI OHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

Chris said...

Hey Speedy!

If you can get to WV with the hour, you are more than welcome to join us for dinner. It's vegetable soup since we couldn't catch a chicken. :) BUT, Tim Tams for dessert! YUM! Oh, and homemade bread.

Comfort food. It makes me happy. :)