Tuesday, July 28, 2009

He's Annoying Too!

Lest you think my dear spouse is a little too wondrous based on some of my latest posts, let me just share our most recent dialogue. (Yeah, I'm sick. It's SUCH fun.)

Rob: "Wow, Chris, you are burning up! You should go lay down."
Chris: "I was. I'd rather sit at the computer."

5 minutes later...

Rob: "Chris, have you felt the urge to wallow in the mud?"
Chris: (eyes rolling) "Why no, dear, why do you ask?"
Rob: "Because that is the test for swine flu."

Gee, thanks. That is SOOOO supportive. I feel better already.

But, he is making dinner after working all day while I lounged around the house trying to not feel dizzy. I think I'll forgive him. :)

Unless, of course, he persists in suggesting that the shivering alternating with sweating spells is really some kind of early onset menopause.

21 comments:

Carpoolqueen said...

Sounds like my husband's long-lost brother. You could get back at him by taking that mud bath....at the spa. Hope you feel better!

ALF said...

Men think they're so funny. But at least he's making dinner!

Chris said...

Carpoolqueen, you know, in reading your blog, I have thought the SAME THING about our husbands! :)

ALF, oh, you are SO RIGHT! And I was VERY grateful for the dinner prep. :) Maybe I shouldn't have told him that I feel great today... I could have gotten a second dinner! :)

Daisy said...

So helpful that hubby is--HA! Well the making dinner part is nice.

I hope dinner was good and you are feeling better by now (since I'm late in coming round to read this post).

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Is that really the test?

... going to write down some notes

What does it mean when you look at a duck, see a chicken, and hunger for bacon ?????

Chris said...

Hey Speedy!

Are you saying you want to wallow in the mud? I dunno about swine flu, but that sounds a might troublesome.

I know how to cure the hankerin' for bacon! Buy BACON SALT!! Yep, it's out there. http://store.baconsalt.com/

Because everything should taste like bacon, right? ;)

Save chickens! Eat pork! ;) (See, I'm on your side with your new lady friend.) ;)

Chris said...

Hi Daisy!

Thanks for the encouraging comment. :) It makes me feel better just knowing you stopped by. You just always make everyone smile.

Daisy said...

Aw..thanks, Chris! :D


Speedy, it sounds to me like you are hungry. You don't have swine flu. I think you just need to go to the grocery store or maybe Kwiky-Mart! ;)

Chris said...

Daisy, your comment... well, I am still laughing! It is so true!!

Maybe if they had live chickens at the grocery store, rather like they have live lobsters, Speedy would head that way more often.

I'm not going near your Kwiky-Mart comment, though! (still laughing!) :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I just heard somthing ... must b the fevah

Chris said...

I don't know Speedy. Maybe it's the chicken company you keep. :)

Daisy said...

:D



tee hee!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Christen Fehr Nagyhaha YOU think I am in West Virginia! hahahahaha That's just part of my spy ring! I'm really in cjouorusarea~!
about a minute ago · DeleteSpeedcat Hollydale I am in Wisconsin ... eating WHOLE MILK CHEESE
about a minute ago · DeleteSpeedcat Hollydalehe heeeee
about a minute ago · DeleteChristen Fehr NagyI AM JEALOUS!
58 seconds ago · Delete

Speedcat Hollydale said...

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris said...

Well, well, well. What HAVE we here? Speedy really is ASKING for trouble!!!!

The gauntlet has been THROWN!

Beware the COW WARS!

(hugs, indeed)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am sleeping ....


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

Chris said...

And Speedy.... sleeping is just your first mistake.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

tip toe tip toe

Chris said...

THE HERD SEES YOU!!!

intrepidideas said...

How Ya doing? Miss seeing you around.... :)

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