Lest you think my dear spouse is a little too wondrous based on some of my latest posts, let me just share our most recent dialogue. (Yeah, I'm sick. It's SUCH fun.)
Rob: "Wow, Chris, you are burning up! You should go lay down."
Chris: "I was. I'd rather sit at the computer."
5 minutes later...
Rob: "Chris, have you felt the urge to wallow in the mud?"
Chris: (eyes rolling) "Why no, dear, why do you ask?"
Rob: "Because that is the test for swine flu."
Gee, thanks. That is SOOOO supportive. I feel better already.
But, he is making dinner after working all day while I lounged around the house trying to not feel dizzy. I think I'll forgive him. :)
Unless, of course, he persists in suggesting that the shivering alternating with sweating spells is really some kind of early onset menopause.