Sunday, May 10, 2009

Is He in the Doghouse???

Is my husband in the doghouse? You decide. :)

Does forgetting your kids are making your wife breakfast on Mother's Day and waking her up 10 minutes before their alarm goes off so that she is already eating when they wake up count?

Does leaving the light on so that your wife wakes up 30 minutes too early on Mother's Day count?

Does NOT SAYING Happy Mother's Day EVEN AFTER YOUR KIDS AND TWO (that's right TWO) OTHER MEN have wished her well count?

Does MOM (ie ME) having to fix dinner on Mother's Day count?

Does NO chocolate, NO flowers count? (BTW, we live 3 miles from a Russell Stover OUTLET.) (Also BTW, in his job as pastor, he gave flowers to THREE other women today. THREE)

I could go on, but I think I can rest my case. What do you think? I think I'm off the hook for Father's Day in a BIG WAY.

Now, in case you are thinking, "OH MY! Chris had a horrible day!" Don't. I'm rather used to it. I've stomped on his feet a few times to express my displeasure and it's okay now. MY KIDS made my day wonderful. They gave me such wonderful gifts, but my favorites were all their beaming faces when they found me this morning to say, "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!" :)

18 comments:

TexasLauren77 said...

Well, I would agree with you...either he's in the doghouse, or you are WAY off the hook regarding having to do ANYTHING for Father's Day. What you decide just depends on how dead-set you were in any plans you made for him on that day! :)
BTW...Happy Mothers' Day! ;)

Chris said...

Oh, I am SO off the hook for FD this year! :) I think I'll ask him to paint the steps that day. lol

Daisy said...

He should paint the steps AND take you out to eat on Father's Day, I think! HA!

Happy Mother's Day to you, Chris! :-)

Chris said...

Daisy, that is a BRILLIANT plan! I love it!! :)

Happy Mom's Day to you too, Daisy! :)

Summer said...

Yeah, definitely the doghouse!

Chris said...

Hi Summer, yep, you are right!! :) I let him out today. :) I'm not that mean. But I think he should plant some flowers for me, don't you? :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hmmmmmmmmm .....

Have you heard the OTHER wives stories???

HA HAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!

Your husband is a diamond in the rough. Hold on tight and never let go!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(still laughing here)

Most women complain about men being out all night drinking and cheating.

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

he he heeeeeeee


(sorry, I know you might have felt bad)

Chris said...

Yeah, I am too tough on him. MAYBE. Hey, I think he gets treated pretty darn good. It's not like I demand jewelry.

You aren't gonna change my mind on this one! I'm still feeling a tad snarly! (I warned ya!)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

heheheheheeeeeee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hug hug (still laughing)

Chris said...

I should have known you men would stick together!!!

Chris said...

HUGS? Oh, NO WAY! BACK!

Stomp stomp!!! (that was your toes... now they are squished for your lack of sympathy and your hyena-like laughing!) :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YHEEEEEOUTCH !!!!!!!!!!

I know this was not supposed to be a funny post, but I have not laughed so hard all day ....


"MY husband quit his job and has been laying around drinking and yelling all week"

"Well, mine did not have flowers"





heheheheeeeeeeeee :-)

Chris said...

Speedy, you are having WAY TOO MUCH FUN AT MY EXPENSE!!!

WAY.

TOO.

MUCH.

I am contemplating revenge. hehehe

Chris said...

Although, I will give it to you that maybe I don't have very much to whine about...

But don't repeat that! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

How about a blogging challenge???


I WILL GO FIRST


ha haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look out now :-)